The Devil Made Me Do It
“fuck man, i have so much shit to do”
*four hours later*
“fuck man, i still haven’t gotten this shit done, but i read a great fanfiction”
Dean Winchester described Cas as one of the “people who love me.”
Out loud.
With his mouth.
In those exact words.
Sorry, but that’s not subtext, that’s not ‘shippers reading into things’.
That’s canon.
Cas loves Dean.
No take-backsies.
After a while of traveling alone, hunter!Cas shows up at the bunker wearing military fatigues, Aviators, and a fucking thigh holster, and toting a Predator crossbow.
Dean gives Sam the keys to the Impala and croaks, just drive. Anywhere. For a long time.
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
being self-taught in coding sure sounds cool but the truth is that 99% of the learning process consisted of “okay if i delete this part and add this what do i fuck up”
APPEARANCE:
- i’m smaller than most of my friends
- my feet are small
- one of my parents/siblings has the same hair color as me
- my hair is naturally straight
- i think i have nice arms/hands
- i tan easily
- none of my parents/siblings has the same eye color as me
- i have dimples
- my forehead is big
- i wear contacts/glasses
- i’m ginger and i have freckles
BEAUTY:
- i hate shaving
- i go on manicure/pedicure
- i do my eyebrows
- i own at least one item from adidas and/or nike
- i tattooed/pierced myself
- i was on diet
- i have pimples
- i do my makeup everyday
- i love necklaces
- i dyed my hair
- i own 4 or more pairs of jeans
- i had undergone plastic surgery
DO I KNOW:
- how to dance limbo?
- the story of how my parents met?
- how to swear in three or more languages?
- more than 3.14 of pi?
- when’s my best friend’s birthday?
- how to french kiss?
- what goes after “in west philadelphia born and raised…”?
- name all of Kardashians?
- how to ride a bike?
I HAVE:
- made out
- made lasagna
- slapped/punched somebody
- made a surprise party
- smoked cigarettes
- ridden on motorcycle
- spent whole night without sleeping
- cooked a meal for somebody
- made it to the second base
- let somebody treat me like shit
- been told told that i was pretty/smart
- kissed somebody you didn’t feel attracted to
- cried after reading a book
WILL YOU EVER:
- go on university/college
- get married
- write a book
- adopt a child
- start a band
- go on audition for a show
WOULD YOU EVER:
- do extreme sports?
- be without internet for a whole week?
- forgive your significant other for cheating on you?
- live without fast food for a whole year for 50 000$?
- jump from Eiffel Tower for 1MIL$?
- live like amish for 1 year for 500 000$?
- sing in front of your whole school for free netflix for the rest of your life?
- make out with your best friend’s significant other for 800$?
SOCIAL MEDIA:
- do you have friends on facebook that you never met in real life?
- do you have tumblr best friend?
- did you ever post photo of your meal on instagram?
- did a celebrity ever replied/followed/retweeted you/your post on any social media?
- do you have stardoll account?
- have you ever stalked somebody on social media?
- do your friends know your wifi password?
- have you ever illegally downloaded music/movies/tv shows/books?
WHICH IS BETTER:
- nice shoulders or nice arms
- collarbones or hipbones
- flat stomach
- lips or eyes
- curly hair or straight hair
- six pack or nice arms
- long eyelashes or nice eyebrows
- funny or romantic
RANDOM:
- have you ever seen a cow in real life?
- did you ever swim in a river
- did you ever talked to your pet?
- have you ever helped your friend get ready for a date?
- have you been in a fist fight?
- were you ever in love triangle?
- have you ever had period cramps?
- did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
2015 is upon us; that means it’s time for another giveaway!
Rules are as follows:
- giveaway ends January 31st, 2015 at 11:59pm EST
- must be following me
- reblogs only; likes do not count as entries (though you may of course like the post if you wish to save it for reference)
- only 15 entries per blog; additional reblogs will not disqualify you but they will no longer count as entries
- no contest blogs
- winner will receive all the items (2 dolls, 1 book, 2 necklaces with chains, 1 pair earrings and 1 keychain) pictured above
- winner can live anywhere!
- winner will be selected by random number generator
- winner’s askbox must be open; they will be contacted when selected, and if they do not respond within 24 hours a new winner will be selected
have fun, and good luck!
i’m wearing WonderWoman pajama pants, Captian America underwear, and a Deadpool shirt.
do not underestimate my power
Person B of your OTP not letting Person A get out of bed by aggressively cuddling them.
