100% correct horororoscops
aries: cracks their back literally 17 times during tests
taurus: tried to rap to rap god once but it didn't really work
gemini: tried to start a rock collection but stopped after like 2 weeks because fuck rocks
cancer: always puts the usb cord in backwards
leo: tries to sing really loud in the car and accidentally sings the wrong lyrics always
virgo: always has their name mispelled at starbucks
libra: starts saying things ironically and literally cannot stop
scorpio: uses a fuckton of creamer in their coffee
sagittarius: tries to catch food in their mouth and usually misses but when they actually get one they shout "KOBE" really fuckin loud
capricorn: flexes their butt muscles to songs
aquarius: eats nutella straight from the jar with the same spoon and gets everyone sick
pisces: can paint both sets of fingernails really fuckin welll
true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
astroloaries:
Aries: Your weak spot is very well hidden, so it just seems like you don’t have one, but the thought of being left alone kills you, also of being isolated or sick, without anyone making you feel better in hard moments in your life.Even thought you’re so brave and strong,…
