100% correct horororoscops
aries: cracks their back literally 17 times during tests
taurus: tried to rap to rap god once but it didn't really work
gemini: tried to start a rock collection but stopped after like 2 weeks because fuck rocks
cancer: always puts the usb cord in backwards
leo: tries to sing really loud in the car and accidentally sings the wrong lyrics always
virgo: always has their name mispelled at starbucks
libra: starts saying things ironically and literally cannot stop
scorpio: uses a fuckton of creamer in their coffee
sagittarius: tries to catch food in their mouth and usually misses but when they actually get one they shout "KOBE" really fuckin loud
capricorn: flexes their butt muscles to songs
aquarius: eats nutella straight from the jar with the same spoon and gets everyone sick
pisces: can paint both sets of fingernails really fuckin welll
